Kevin told me last night that he didn't "buy" my Budapest journal entry. I was, all, "What do you mean - BUY - Like, that was a lame entry? Or, like, you think I'm making it up?" And he said, "Like, I think you're a liar."
So in a frenzy of overly assertive assurance, I was IN HIS FACE! It so happened.
And then I gave him a list of other freaky things like a few months ago when I was listening to Odessa Chen's album and I got spam from Odessa someone asking me about my mortgage. Or, rather...my "mort.gage". And how after I met Charlotte, I got loads of spam from a Charlotte Marin...a total and complete stupid spammer who just sent .exe files with an empty text body. Whatever she was selling, doesn't she know I can't buy if I don't know what it is? And I was SO READY TO BUY!
So if you think I'm making it up, I assure you, I'm not. It freaks me out, man.
xo
Terami, The Spam Magnet
