I especially love getting spam that begins this way: "Dear Sir." Usually the spammer then begins aiming a sales pitch at me, preying on my insecurity with certain biological dysfunctions and how they know I'd like to please her, if it weren't for my said dysfunction, the cause of which can be cured. And now, NOW! I can get Viagara or some such nonsense for $3.99 a bottle. I should ACT IMMEDIATELY. Because many men like me are purchasing the end of the discount inventory and TIME IS RUNNING OUT. The future of the human race depends on my timely purchase and immediate procreation!
Seriously, people. If we stop buying, they'll stop sending. So you folks buying, please stop. The hygiene of my inbox depends on it.
xo
T.
